Zitate-Fundus für Programmierer

Zwei wunderbare Sammlungen voller bemerkenswerter bzw. (freiwillig oder unfreiwillig) komischer Sprüche: 101 Great Computer Programming Quotes und 101 More Great Computer Quotes. Ein paar Lacher vorneweg:

"I've noticed lately that the paranoid fear of computers becoming intelligent and taking over the world has almost entirely disappeared from the common culture. Near as I can tell, this coincides with the release of MS-DOS." (Larry DeLuca) -- da ist was dran :-)

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." (Jeremy S. Anderson) -- kein Kommentar, ich vermisse nur die Farben...

"Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?" (Richard A. O'Keefe) -- wie wahr!

"There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation." (Bertrand Meyer) -- siehe oben.

"Code generation, like drinking alcohol, is good in moderation." (Alex Lowe) -- ich werd's ausrichten...